1. | We aren't really interested in your gossip, we just switch off when you start. |
2. | We don't really care what is in fashion, we just want to wear what we want to wear. Pointing out that our clothes are "sooo last season" means nothing to us. |
3. | We did notice you had your hair done, it looks terrible, well you did ask. |
4. | Yes, you do look terrible in that outfit, try something black. |
5. | I made a sarcastic joke and you are crying again! |
6. | Quit that helpless act when men are around please! |
7. | You just told me your problems and yet don't like my solutions, then why come to me with your problems? |
8. | Yes I do know everything there is to know about the said subject, and no that doesn't mean I think I am better than you, but you know I probably am. |
9. | Yes, I have a lot of male friends and I get on well with them, maybe because I am not a whinger like you. |
10. | No, I won't yield to group pressure, I will always do what I feel is right, peer pressure doesn't work on me. |
11. | I have no desire to try to fit in, I know I never will. |
12. | You can't shame me or manipulate me into complying with you. |
13. | No, I don't want to go shopping. |
14. | No, I don't want to watch (insert tacky chick flick title) can we watch some science fiction or something post-apocalyptic instead? |
15. | Yes, I am wearing the same clothes again, so what! |
16. | No, I don't want to have a pamper session, get that face mask gunk away from me. |
17. | No, you can't do my make-up and hair for me. |
18. | No, I don't want to go and get my nails done as a treat! |
19. | I would let you come over today to tell me all about your latest crush, but I have books to read. |
20. | I never mean to upset you with my honesty, I was trying to be helpful. |
Final note, this is just a bit of fun, don't take it too seriously :)
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